Miniature Men-In-Training

Two delightful Man Moments from the dudes in my life:


Little Brother W.: (in the backseat of my car, on the way back from his baseball game) Uh oh. Jordan, I farted.

Me: I can smell that. Is it bad- OH! OH MY GOD!

Little Sister B.: (shrieking and diving for window controls) EEEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!! W.!!

W.: Hey! You know what, it's not my fault I fart big.

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(The Boy, woken up by my call, still sleeping in my bed at 11:30, after I got up and left for work at 7am)

Me: Hi, you. I'm sorry to wake you up, but I'm having the shittiest day and I forgot my pass card and my lunch at home, so I was thinking that maybe you could get up and bring them downtown to me, and then we could have a nice lunch together before you go out.

The Boy: Yee-ah... No. I think I'll just go to a friend's house instead.


Oh vey.

Patiently yours,
Jordan