There are some times in life when we just need to feel totally awesome.
Sometimes it's that you've had a really shitty day. Sometimes it's that someone made you feel small as a baby and boring as an out-of-date newspaper. Sometimes you feel like everybody else knows what's going on but you. Sometimes, as happened to me, all these things combine in one horrid avalanche: you get dumped.
So I've cycled through a few different stages: I did the sad music, I did the pretend-not-to-care music, but what I really needed was the music that reminded me that no matter what anyone else does, I'm pretty awesome. So simply put, fuck you. Fuck off. I'm damn cool.
The music in this little collection taps into that from lots of directions, and speaks for itself. It tells anyone who will listen that I've gone, done moved on, that I'm real, I haven't thought of you lately at all. It asks with swagger and attitude, just who do you think you are? So fuck all you hoes, cry me a river, don't look back in anger, cause this is why I'm hot and you sure as hell don't impress me much.
I've got ninety-nine problems and you, bitch? You ain't one.
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99 Problems - Jay-Z
Who Do You Think You Are? - The Spice Girls
If I Never See Your Face Again - Rihanna
Dontcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me - The Pussycat Dolls
Son of a Preacher Man - Diana Ross & the Supremes
Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On) - Robert Plant and Alison Krauss
Jailhouse Tears - Lucinda Williams and Elvis Costello
Honey Now - Gillian Welch
We Used To Be Friends - The Dandy Warhols
Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake
Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Stealing Kisses - Lori McKenna
That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
I'm Real - Jennifer Lopez
This Is Why I'm Hot - MIMS
Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye West
Juicy - Notorious B.I.G.
Survivor - Destiny's Child
